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  • 52 Thoughts I Have While Doing LOs

    52 Thoughts I Have While Doing LOs

    Okay, let’s do some LOs! I’ll even draw them all out and learn them this week! Let me just quickly make a cup of tea While the kettle boils, I’ll check my phone for a minute Wow another beach engagement Instagram post? Revolutionary. That’s the kettle… gotta make the tea Let me just finish…

  • Cardio… Is that Spanish?

    Cardio… Is that Spanish?

    Beyoncé once said, “I love my butter pecan ice cream, but I also love to work out”. While I agree with Queen Bey about the ice cream, I don’t think I’ve ever used “love” and “workout” in the same sentence, unless it’s “I love to not work out”. Yes, I am well aware that…

  • The Awkward Tales of a Medical Student

    The Awkward Tales of a Medical Student

    The medical student is a creature of habit. Every morning, it wakes up, hoping that today will be a productive and efficient day, making fanciful goals for success. Every night it goes to sleep, having achieved none of what it had planned, self-loathing and an ever-growing pile of work still intact. At times, it…

  • Bachelor in PBL

    Bachelor in PBL

    Gary Oldman once said, “Reality TV, to me, is the museum of social decay”. While I couldn’t agree more, I have to admit that social decay makes for great TV. From catfights to golden one-liners like “umbrella of ambiguity” or “so much chemistry it’s like seeing the whole periodic table” reality TV is entertainment…

  • I Broke Up With a Boy… Using SPIKES

    I Broke Up With a Boy… Using SPIKES

    …and it was the best break up I’ve ever had. I’ve grown up on a steady entertainment diet of Taylor Swift, teen rom-coms and Disney. Dramatic confessions of feelings are all I’ve ever known. My relationships have always been filled with soaring heights or the deepest of lows. From mountain sunrises to crying in…